Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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We have a friend called Irish Tom
He was named that in uni because he apparently looked like he should be Irish. Despite never ever speaking in an Irish accent people still presume he is.
( , Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)
He was named that in uni because he apparently looked like he should be Irish. Despite never ever speaking in an Irish accent people still presume he is.
( , Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)
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