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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Mistaken Identity I
Not too many moons ago I was at a family gathering, usual christening type people milling around with nothing but some DNA in common and the fact they meet up for these events. Anyway my brother, how doesn't look too much like me, managed to dodge out of it, and as I wondered around I kept getting mistaken for him. Eventually, being bored and mischievous, I just started accepting the fact I was both brothers and answering questions about both my bar work or banking career as was appropriate. Did get rumbled when one relative was talking to my mother and called to me by the wrong name.

Length... an afternoon of my life I won't get back
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

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