Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Guitar based shame.Telling somebody you can play the guitar is dodgy at the best of times. More so when you are in a music lesson. Talking to a music teacher. Who has a guitar propped up in one corner.
The time to come clean would, I suspect, have been when she picked up the guitar and handed it to me, suggesting that I strum along to the next song the class was about to sing.
I didn't.
I'm stupid like that.
Suffice it to say, if you gave a chimp a guitar and he started trying to bugger it then it would still sound more musical.
Ever have one of those memories where, if you could find out exactly which brain cell it was kept in, you'd stick a knitting needle up your nose and give yourself a lobotomy just so you'd forget? That's mine.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:52, 1 reply)
hahai have a few similar moments where i simply cannot comprehend my mind set at the time of the lie
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:19, closed)
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