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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I won't invade Czechoslovakia
A. Hitler
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:58, 5 replies)
Yes, but WHICH Hitler?
There were so many of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:12, closed)
Cake Hitler
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3797823/Adolf-Hitler-denied-his-birthday-cake.html

You cant trust anything kids say!
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:14, closed)
A fine reason to reversibly sterilize children, and only allow breeding
after the passing of a parental-appropriatness test.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:16, closed)
Hitler
would have approved of that.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:22, closed)
Indeed. He had quite a few good ideas.
Sadly he also had some bad ones.

A bit like all of us, really, though few get to act on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:27, closed)

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