Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
I have read
and agree to the terms and conditions.
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Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:04,
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lol, oh no you haven't
you cheeky little monkey!
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:33,
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Yes I bloody well have! They are a fascinating read and legally very important, I am the sort of person who takes these things ever so seriously.
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Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:48,
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and you've read sickipedia today
where that's in todays top 10.
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golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:00,
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Actually no I haven't. Your psychic powers must be waning.
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Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:46,
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