Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Shirley...
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
B. Clinton.
...but I did jizz on her dress
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
B. Clinton.
...but I did jizz on her dress
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)
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