Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I thought the reveal was going to be......that your mum put her hand in your underwear drawer and thought you'd hidden a vibrator in your knickers.
Anyway, you get a click 'cos you've brought back memories of me wanting a slinky for Christmas (must've been about 1983-4, I remember they were suddenly all the rage.)
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Ha ha!!My Mum knew I could be a devious little shit but having a vibrator at the tender age of eight might just have pushed her over the edge :D
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I admit to thinking along those lines when you said you "shudder" every time you see them.Easy insert tip?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:28,
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