Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Mayans.
My favourite lie is probably "The ancient Mayans maintained that the Porch is the most erotic room in the house".
I told this to my cousin Dolph back in the summer of 2004. At first he challenged it, claiming I'd made it up to make the Mayans seem cool. I countered this with, they dont care about being cool, they cut people's heads off for a laugh and they danced about naked to impress their God.
Seemingly swayed by this defence, he shut his fat gob for a couple of minutes before coming back at me again with "...okay....perhaps... but isnt the concept of eroticism quite a subjective one? Would an entire civilization of people be able to agree on what is and isnt erotic?"....
I punched Dolph and mentioned to him that I found his name idiotic. He begun to cry and agreed that his name was indeed stupid and far too phonetically similar to Rolf for him ever to wear it comfortably.
I considered the argument to have been well and truly won and casually wandered downstairs to jerk off in his mum's porch.
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:34, Reply)
My favourite lie is probably "The ancient Mayans maintained that the Porch is the most erotic room in the house".
I told this to my cousin Dolph back in the summer of 2004. At first he challenged it, claiming I'd made it up to make the Mayans seem cool. I countered this with, they dont care about being cool, they cut people's heads off for a laugh and they danced about naked to impress their God.
Seemingly swayed by this defence, he shut his fat gob for a couple of minutes before coming back at me again with "...okay....perhaps... but isnt the concept of eroticism quite a subjective one? Would an entire civilization of people be able to agree on what is and isnt erotic?"....
I punched Dolph and mentioned to him that I found his name idiotic. He begun to cry and agreed that his name was indeed stupid and far too phonetically similar to Rolf for him ever to wear it comfortably.
I considered the argument to have been well and truly won and casually wandered downstairs to jerk off in his mum's porch.
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:34, Reply)
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