Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Scottish and west country for me
although I have been known to (rather unwisely, although not deliberately) say 'no worries mate' to an aussie and 'yew faaackin slaaaaaaag' to someone from london and not realise until some time later that by rights I should probably have had a slap in the chops.
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:52, Reply)
although I have been known to (rather unwisely, although not deliberately) say 'no worries mate' to an aussie and 'yew faaackin slaaaaaaag' to someone from london and not realise until some time later that by rights I should probably have had a slap in the chops.
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:52, Reply)
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