Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Pathological liar at my new local pubSo far, he has stated the following:
That he was worked 'within the internet' for 30 years (whatever that actually means) despite the fact that a) the Internet hasn't been around for that long and b) he's in his late thirties at most.
He's flown Concorde. As in actually flown one.
The Russian mafia are after him.
He's very wealthy, even going so far as to inform me that he had 'earnt thousands' in the time it took him to tell me the above.
He could organise my death if he wanted to, something he felt compelled to tell after after I called him a fucking wanker following his revelation above.
It does take all sorts, I suppose.
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If he runs a businessPrinting photographs of dead russian cheeky chappies onto tombstones, then he may be telling the truth.
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Dervel OTBC, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:21,
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Every pub seems to have it's resident liar. There was one bloke I met who insisted that he was nearly blind, yet despite this impairment he repaired miniature radios that were cunningly hidden in the frames of Police Motorbikes!
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Vambo, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:28,
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