Revenge!
As a lardy teenager, I failed to run the 1500 metres in the appropriate time. I am not built for running, or anything like that really and 1500 metres is a fuck long way.

The punishment was that I (and the others who didn't make it in time) were to rerun it in a future lesson.

At the time there was a local radio programme that was popular with most people at school (The FUNSTER! in retrospect it might have been shit). One of the segments let you ring in and put someone 'up against the wall' (like a firing squad, not in a rude way) for things they had done wrong. Mostly it was mates who'd not phoned each other or something.

I phoned up and nominated my PE teacher. I was on the radio for ages about how mean she was to make us run the 1500m twice.

Next day at school the lardy swotty kid noone noticed suddenly had the respect and admiration of her peers. Only for a day or so, mind, but it was worth it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:16, Reply)