PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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One LinersAlso, while I'm at it, I've just remembered this...
While waiting for the basketballs to be herded into their container by the brick headed bacteria fodder, one of the more athletic members of our class started jumping up to swing from the hoop. All well and good until he started crowing about his abilities, aiming his taunts at me in particular (presenting no significant challenge to his masculinity I suspect...).
You know those moments when conversation seems to simultaneously die off for only one person to be left saying something, clear as day in front of everyone? That was exactly the scenario as I uttered the response:
"Nah, s'alright, I'm really not into touching other people's rings like you are."
Thus securing athletic boy's status as a ring-toucher for the rest of our school career - one of my proudest achievements from school.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:54,
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