not all female P.E teachers are lesbians
but ours were. there were 2 very nice teachers to start with, but as soon as it became common knowledge that they were intimately involved with one another, they were fired. their replacements were also lesbians, but nowhere near as nice.
one of them, Miss Withers, was a particularly nasty bitch, delighting in making us run 4 miles every lesson. well, those of us that hadn't worked out where the gap in the fence was, anyway.
one day, whilst we were in the changing room, Miss Withers was giving us her usual blather about team spirit or some such bollocks. as usual, me and my friend Joanne were completely ignoring her and talking amongst ourselves.
after 5 minutes of this, Miss Withers lost patience. "Smash Monkey, are you with us?" she asked.
with a look of pure innocence, i replied "no, Miss, i'm Smash Monkey, you're Withers. don't you remember your own name?"
it was worth the 20 laps around the sports hall.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:09, 6 replies)

clicked
Very nice indeed.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:57, closed)

thankee

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:17, closed)

Excellent
The look on her face must've been magnificient
(ElGranto, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 7:43, closed)

watching her gradually turning purple
is a sight i shall never forget
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 20:16, closed)