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This is a question PE Lessons

For some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.

Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.

(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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PE for me meant hanging around doing nothing...
I broke my ankle rather badly when I was 13, and thus got out of PE for over a year. This was hellish in winter (freezing arse off standing by the football pitch having to make small talk with the teacher) but rather pleasant in summer (lounging around beside the tennis courts sunbathing when everybody else was getting all sweaty wielding nasty plastic tennis rackets).

One such summer day there were three of us not doing PE. Me (the aforementioned ankle), Jonathan ("forgotten" PE kit) and Weed (broken arm). Weed was not his real name, but that's what everybody called him since primary school, so much so that I'm buggered if I can remember what his real name was. Even the teachers called him Weed. We were sitting there, working on our tans, chatting about this and that, when Jonathan suddenly turned to Weed and said, "Weed, have you started your periods yet?"

Both Weed and I guffawed and WTFed until Jon surreptitiously winked at me...

Me: Yeah Weed, haven't you started your periods yet?
Weed: Boys don't have periods!
Jon: They do! Haven't you started yours yet?
Weed: No...
Me: Really?
Weed: When are you supposed to start?
Jon: When you're about eleven or twelve... If I hadn't started by now I'd be a bit worried
Weed: So, like, what happens?
Jon: It's horrible, all blood starts coming out your knob and stuff
Me: Haven't you started yet?
Weed: Oh, I just remembered, I HAVE started my periods!

Happy days...
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:52, 3 replies)
ah
boy's periods.

there's a victim in every class
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:16, closed)
Awww Jesus hahahahaahhahaha
Hahahahaha

Oh happy days.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:19, closed)
I recall being...
the age of about 12, prepubescent, when having a chat about ejaculation with a group of mates... have you cum yet blah blah, when Rich piped up, yeah of course I have, mines bright red... He is now a doctor, ahem.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:27, closed)

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