PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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My friend George...My friend George at Primary School was so shy, he'd go to any lengths to avoid drawing attention to himself. Unfortunately for him, it didn't always work out. Like the time his mum had forgotten to give him his gym kit, so he queued up for gym naked.
He also once tried so hard to hold in a fart during assembly, that it actually whistled out. Everyone turned round to see him sat there, cross legged, grimacing like a Buddha with haemorrhoids, whilst emitting a noise like a boiled kettle.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:17, 5 replies)
HaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaOh man - proper office lollerism!
Great stuff!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:26,
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You bounder -I'm laughing so much I've just let out an inadvertant fart myself! More of a colon rattler than a whistler though...
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:48, closed)
Officelol!I'm getting funny looks from my staff now...
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:52, closed)
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