PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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ShowersAt my junior school, we had to take showers after PE and Games (why it was given a different name just because it was usually outside is beyond me). Anyway, after the lesson everyone would strip off and make for the big communal showers. Whoever was first would be the one who turned the showers on. Now, the feed pipes came out of the floor, through two inspection valves and then ran parallel up the wall to the taps.
One would have to stand on the inspection valves and reach up for the tap, which were usually quite tough to turn, and took about 5 revolutions to open fully.
One kid, who was far more developed than the rest of us 13 year olds was first to the showers one day. He climbed onto the inspection valves, reached up and started opening the valve. Being 13, the brain tends to think "He's naked, sex must be imminent, he needs a lob on."
So that's what happened and it started to ease itself between the pipes, though he hadn't noticed because he's busy cranking the tap round and round. Just as the showers finally come one, he realised his cock was wedged inbetween two pipes which were getting very hot.
He gave a surprisingly girlie scream for someone whose voice had broken a good two years previous and leapt back, dragging his member from between the pipes, which had managed to get quite a firm grip, and fell to the floor.
You wouldn't believe how funny it is to 28 thirteen year olds to see one of their classmates burning his cock on a hot pipe. And it's even funnier when the PE teacher comes around the corner to see what all the racket was about to find a kid writhing around on the floor, clutching his stiffy and groaning.
The icing on the cake was when the teacher barked at him "If you must do that, then at least wait until you're in your own shower at home!"
"There's that kid who tossed off in the shower" and "shower wanker" were common phrases heard about school for at least a term and a half.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:46,
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Shower wankerLove it - so very 'Inbetweeners'.
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