PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Mr FairesTo be absolutely fair, most of our PE teachers didn't quite conform to the stereotype, having an IQ of at least 70 (not collectively), but poor Mr Faires just didn't really belong in the human race. Evolution had clearly had a pop at it, but given him up as a bad job. Stuck somewhere between human and ape, you could almost hear the cogs turning as he tried to process simple sentence structure, and cruelly, we would taunt him like a retarded gorilla being stoned at a zoo. On one occasion, as his mental frustration peaked, flailing his elongated arms, he desperately splurged out this prime piece of primate prattle, 'Lads.. on a scale of 1 to 10.. shut up!'
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SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:52,
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