Table Tennis
We had a table tennis lesson with a teacher who to put it bluntly was the biggest, fattest, slimiest creep you ever saw. He would take us for table tennis and recommend that we wear small shorts and tight tops so it 'wouldn't hamper our actions' at all. We played table tennis and he watched from the other side of the room for 40 mins. Then after that he would tell us to run once around the school yard and back. When we came back the showers had been put on and he stood there as we filed past into the showers. It was a bit unnerving as every now and then he would pat someones bum and tell them to hurry up.
After this happened a couple of times we decided on a plan.

When he told us to run around the school yard we cut corners and ran as fast as our shorts would let us. We made it back in record time and he was stil packing away his balls(ping pong ones) and seemed a bit annoyed as he came in a bit red faced and half of the lads had already showered.
He came around the room and asked us if we had and we said yes even if we hadn't. He was pissed.
The next lesson came and when we finished and got ready for the sprint+shortcuts he said this time to run around 3 times. (only because he then had plenty of time to put the shit away and then ogle us).
I haven't really thought about the whole situation and how inappropiate it was until writing this message. SO WRONG!!!!
I hear he is dead now, he went to heaven happy though because of us.
All the names and addresses have been omitted to protect the innocent.
(whuppingboy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)