PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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He likes short shortsMr Massey, for that was his name. And his style of teaching PE in primary school was unique.
Once he had stepped into his shortest shorts, and whitest vest, he would stride into the gym. A short warm up ensued, preparing his 60 year old body for the test before us. We would take our positions, Corbo the younger usually opting for the groin tingling rope aparatus.
With his left hand he would reach for the dial on the wall *click*
With his right he'd pull a cigar from god knows where, *flash*, light it, and for the next 45 minutes sit and smoke it, while we went completely spastic to whatever was on the radio.
This was the format of my PE lesson for 3 wonderful years.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:45, 1 reply)
So......that's who wears short shorts! I always wondered...
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:14, closed)
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