PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Sports 'Stars'My mum was a PE teacher for 30 years in Birmingham Comprehensive schools.
One point she and the rest of the PE Dept made repeatedly to parents and kids was the folowing:
- Your child is good at sport
- However, lots and lots of kids are very good at sport
- Making a living from sport is exceptionally difficult
- In fact, in 30 years, none of the kids my mum had seen go through her schools had ever gone on to become professional footballers
- It might therefore be a good idea if your kid did some academic work and got some qualifications rather than basing their life plan entirely on being the next David Beckham
No one ever, ever listens. They mostly end up working in McDonalds.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 15:09, 1 reply)
Untrue!I enjoy shitting in McDonalds, and occasionally in the toilets also.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:44, closed)
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