PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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here! watch this...Stumpy was never destined for a glittering career in applied physics, never the less watch we did. The cricket bat soared upwards, tumbling and rolling towards a lazy zenith, then stalled, suspended in the grey sky for what should have been ample time to consider the consequences. A slow roll signalled re entry. Slack jawed we stood transfixed as the heavy lump of willow hurtled back to earth. The act of smashing into Stumpy's cranium followed by the immediate crumple of his body was seamless. It was like he had been vaporised and his clothes had collapsed in a neat pile.
Those air ambulances are really cool.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 16:41, 1 reply)
FuckThe magic of being drawn out into the field midlesson to see a jellywopter on the field is almost as magic as seeing how those dinnerladies escape and go home. They walk and have fucking cars! HOW?!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:40, closed)
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