The Class Hypochondriac
When i was at school in my PE class there was a girl. She was the token fat kid, however she was no ordinary fat kid oh no! she has had every disease/physical ailment going. This girl would claim she had rabies as long as she was sure it would get her out of PE.

She would be sat outside the head of PE's office which was near the changing rooms and she'd have a bandage on her arm/leg/wherever or she'd have her hand on her head or stomach. Whenever someone would walk past she would wince with pain and groan to get their attention. She'd keep this up till someone would say
"Are you ok? Whats wrong?"
Then she'd give you some story about breaking her fingers or some other such bollocks despite the fact that all these breaks, sprains and diseases would be miraculously cured whenever we did trampolining (the one sport she actually liked). Trampolining was usually the day after whichever sport she tried to avoid.

Our teacher pretty much caught on to this after she claimed to be a really bad asthmatic so couldnt do cross country running, rounders, football or netball. At parents evening the teacher brought this up only to be told by her parents that she was a perfectly healthy child. Her parents also had no knowledge of these sprains, breaks or diseases that she "had". The doctor and hospital visits were also non existant.

So a few weeks later we had to do rounders. She pulls the usual
"Oh miss my asthmas acting up" excuse,
really hamming it up. Our teacher then told her that exercise would do her good and made her put her PE kit on and run laps around the field as punishment, while we played rounders.

During our game, the girl did one lap and a half. She was just near our teacher who was playing as backstop when she dramatically sighed, lay down on the floor then for some bizarre reason started breathing heavily and shouting
"HELP ME! OH HELP! I'VE COLLAPSED".

Our teacher looked at her,
"You're gonna have to collapse a bit quieter we're in the middle of a game here".
After about 5 minutes she got back up again and started running, only to fake collapse again in the same place 2 laps later much to the amusement of the rest of us.
(stitched, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:26, 2 replies)

Was her name Alison by any remote chance?

( Maladicta, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:29, closed)

nope
her name was anna but i take it she's not the only one who pulled stunts like that.
(stitched, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:18, closed)