PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Swimming with brown dolphins...I hated swimming because of the ribbing boys get in the changing rooms, but moreso because the warm water made me want to pee....and shit. It was comfy you know? I'd be no good in these sensory dep tanks because i'd be farting in the tub.
So yeah, one day i'd slipped a fish into my y-trunks whilst swimming and spent a good half hour dragging a steamer through the pool (in the near presence of the entire class around the side listening to instructions whilst the excited ones dipped their heads down and spat out on resurfacing) in my trunkettes.
Worst of all, I was spotted in the changing rooms pulling said shit out of my arse with a green paper towel and putting it in the sink.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:01, 1 reply)
Erm...You sick, sick man
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:21, closed)
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