I always hated PE
And a teacher who went by the name of Miss P. Me and my best mate hated all PE lessons, be it swimming, netball (oh yes, that was my most hated of the lot), cross country running and all the other bollocks we had to do, and went to great lenghts to avoid it at all costs (quite how I managed to go over a month by simply taking my walkman to the school bogs and staying there for an hour and not get caught, to this day I still don't know.....) anyway... I digress.

She was a real bitch and had time only for all the brown nosing sporty girls and anyone who wasn't good at sport, well, they really weren't worth knowing in her view, and she seemed to love letting her fabourites pick their own teams, guess who was always last? Yup, you're right.

Well there were 2 incidents which stick out in my mind, the time she came back from fucking her back up (supposedly a sports related injury but we heard the rumours it was because she was shagging the intern boy's coach who was a lot younger than her...) and was showing us all how to do the high jump and issued us with the words "now, if I don't get up after 2 minutes please ring an ambulance as I shouldn't be doing this because I could hurt my back further/break my neck" - cut to me and best mate standing with our fingers crossed..... and the time we were pissing around while everyone was practising shot put and we spotted an empty milk carton which we proceeded to inflate and drop the shot put on, making a huge bang, Miss P shitting herself and us being sent off the field until the end of the lesson. RESULT! Last I saw of her was her looking dead rough in the hairdressers with nasty little shitty kid screaming it's head off (supposedly said intern's baby, but he's long since fucked off).

And as for the other teacher, Mrs T, well, apologies for me and said friend kicking the shit out of your pride and joy (masses of roses on her front garden) all of those years ago on an alcohol fuelled night out. But it did make us laugh.
(Pumba Look for the red flashing light again... no!!!!!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)