PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Cross countryWho the hell decided this was a good idea?
Anyway, this school's mouthbreathing knuckledragger decided to give us a reason to try harder. So one good mark every time you came back in a faster time than before. Some people figured out that you'd improve if you tried hard. Me, I decided that my digital watch had a stopwatch for a reason. So, gimp it round like a dying albatross the first week for a baseline, then aim for a few seconds quicker next time, and so on and on.
Worked, too.
Next year, summer term, same challenge. So, same strategy. I did wonder if they'd catch on - but this *is* PE teachers we're talking about. I got away with it again.
(Still, I needed those good marks, as I had a shedload of bad marks to offset)
Edit: damn, forgot the length joke. I never seem to manage to pull that one off...
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:30, 1 reply)
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