PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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'Equal opportunities'Up to 14 I was a regular football nut. I played cricket, was a good runner - long distance and sprint - and had just got into rugby union. But then I moved. Due to my new school's 'inclusions' policy, we were only allowed to play football, cricket, basketball etc - ie REAL sports - if the girls wanted to play the same thing. They never did.
My school didn't even have a football team (because no other schools ran mixed-sex teams past 13). If we wanted to play another school, we had to organise games for ourselves, outside of school time. Rugby was banned outright. So instead my late secondary school physical eduction consisted of thrashing girls at netball, possibly the easiest and most pointless 'sport' ever invented, and avoiding the wild stick attacks of pre-menstrual mentalists during field hockey. So, hey, we got to play sports with fit girls in gym strips? Nah, most of the girls were ugly. And I was fucking good at football.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 5:52, 1 reply)
That sucks donkey cockAt my school, the girls formed their own rugby team for a couple of one-off (oxymoron?) charity games. And half of them were pretty fit, too.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 8:55, closed)
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