PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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PE, oh the horrors!!I have always hated sports, and still do, a few things I have tried to blot out:
Junior school, hanging upside down by my shorts from the 'apparatus' with shorts at my knees and pants not far behind, much hilarity when I had to be helped down by the teachers.
Changing in the classroom in front of all the girls who could put on their PE knickers (dark blue) without showing you their real knickers whereas boys had to take their shorts off.
Secondary school, being hit in the knackers by a football launced from 2 feet away at full speed (a miss-kick allegedly) and spending the rest of the lesson with a towel soaked in cold water between the legs.
Being launched into the girls changing room just in pants and the door being held closed for what seemed like days, having said pants removed and your hands held behind your back so you couldn't cover yourself.
Being dared to strip off and go into the girls changing room mid lesson when nobody was about and finding a girl in there (the dare-er knew that cos he'd seen her go in) I won the dare, he got several bruises, and she got an eyefull!
The only good thing was the short skirts and the possibility of a little flash of cotton, mmmmmmmm :)
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That last line makes you sound like a noncesorry
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:56,
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Sounds like teaching wasn't the right career choice for youRe-read your story with that in mind & try to avoid shuddering!
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 15:34,
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