The Workie
Here is an educated young man of 21, who is so fucking lazy and lacking in any common sense its a little bit scary

All week he has crowed about how he is going to go down to Devon to see his Girlfriend.

And this morning he has phoned in with a migraine.

We do keep trying to tell him that every ruse he tries has been done numerous times including the coming down with a bug gradually through the day then having the next day off and having a dodgy Kebab Sunday night.

James you can't kid a kidder
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:19, 1 reply)

Sounds like...
all of my staff - its like the Mary Celeste in here today. Bunch of mouth breathers. Do some work. cunts.
(i anglepoise, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:48, closed)