I wrote that before you put your story up.
In response to the story, the audience is probably wondering why Justin Bieber is playing guitar in a band with a silly name, and why he keep gurning like a mong during his solos.

And finally they are wondering why he has such a ridiculous stick on beard.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:45, 1 reply)

while I can't dispute any of your other comments
I don't gurn any more. I've had it drummed out of me. Now I'm completely expressionless. Unless the drummer gets a bit crazy on the cowbell, which makes me laugh.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:46, closed)