Quantity over quality
The TV company I used to work for was doing a doco on a new genetic research centre with a visitor attraction. I was asked to be the crew's runner (lackey) for a day when they were filming in the visitor centre.

They had installed a state of the art motion theatre (like those roller coaster / rally car simulators at the fair and we were to get shots of it during a test run so yours truly got to sit in shot to fill an empty seat. The cameraman asked the operator to max the seat movements so they were obvious on screen and the chairs began to really throw up around.

I hoped it would be cut in the edit, but no there was muggins looking gormless for about ten seconds in the broadcast program.

Shit performance. Check.
Crowd? About 0.7 MILLION viewers.

Beat that.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:01, 3 replies)

they weren't actually there
and you didn't actually perform though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:06, closed)

I beg to differ
I was 'acting' the part of a fun-having visitor. I was being paid for my time. I had to sign an appearance waiver. That qualifies as a performance in my book.

Was the qotw delayed for installing tenuousity rules?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:30, closed)

Centre for life, per chance?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:53, closed)