I knew my neighbours were having their windows replaced but hadn’t really thought anything more about it.
So I was quite surprised to look out my bedroom window after a quite spirited performance (if I do say so myself) to find an audience of builders giving me various thumbs up and signs of approval. Luckily the girlfriend hadn't looked in that direction yet so I just reached up and closed the curtains complaining about the morning sunlight.

I then spent the rest of the fortnight while the work was being done being asked by them if she was coming over again every time I walked past.
(bill, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)