I'll Just roast this pea right here:
About 15 years ago I work I worked in theatre. One thing I had to do as part of a production was operate a smoke machine.
During one scene I had to be sat on a piece of scenery as it was wheeled on. I then had to stay sat their for the whole scene, about 10 minutes, and operate the smoke machine on cue.
I was sat behind the scenery and and couldn't be seen by either the actor or the audience only people backstage. It was very dull as I couldn't move for the whole scene. Other people back stage would come past and try to make me laugh.
This was a panto and believe me doing the exact same thing twice a day gets very dull and many jokes are played backstage to relieve the boredom.

One day during the show as this smoke machine scene was about to take place one of the lads said 'I bet you wouldn't do that with your top off'.
'I bloody would' came my reply.
'Nar, you're too chicken'
'Fucking watch me'
So of comes my top and bra and off I go to sit completely still in full view of everyone back stage.

I have only just (really about 5 minutes ago) realised that this was so everyone backstage could sit and look at some 21 year old boobies for 10 minutes.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:01, 5 replies)

Inevitably...
POIDH
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:10, closed)

*clicks*
And that's for just realising.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:11, closed)

Ah
That bit was left over from last time I posted it about 5 years ago.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:54, closed)

Ah, I see.
....You can still keep the click. :D
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 11:58, closed)

You're all heart.

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:00, closed)