Maybe he was wanking, whilst thinking about the lovely lady,
thus gaining carnal knowledge only of himself?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:53, 2 replies)

Or not.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:01, closed)

You're so bad at sex,
you restored her virginity?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:03, closed)

Or maybe he's just an illiterate fucking make-believer.
Maybe. Only maybe. I mean I don't want to cast any aspersions on the education or honesty of qotw. That would be bad and wrong.

But he can't string a sentence together and has never seen a girl naked.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:57, closed)

So your story is?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:52, closed)

Dunno. Looks like my story is "you are an illiterate make believer"
lol i dunno ¯\(°_o)/¯
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:44, closed)

No. Apparently that is my story.
Get your own!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:31, closed)