A year six performance of Bugsy Malone.
I played Fat Sam, back when I was young and thin and it was ironic. As a lead character, I got to have a splurge gun instead of custard pies. You know splurge guns? Basically a gun-shaped plastic shell for a can of party foam.

At the end of the show, we all had to line up on stage for photos as the head teacher walked in front of us, saying the usual thankyous.
I had a gun. I had half a can of splurge left. He was just...standing there.

So, in front of the entire school I shot him, execution style.

Fortunately, he took it very well, and the next night arranged to be hit with a custard pie. Good man.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:53, 2 replies)

Good man indeed
and a good sport too
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:05, closed)

Yup. That could easily have gone the other way,
I think I only got away with it because I was a withdrawn child. They were probably just glad to see me come out of my shell. Armed to the teeth.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:45, closed)