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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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an old girlfriend...
was less than brilliant on this front, but i was young and wrapped up in her so i tried to be subtle. "i'll make breakfast... you relax and have a nice shower.", "tough day.... let me run you a bath" etc etc. none of it seemed to work.

what did work was having 11 pints of lager and venting my spleen at her about it for 10 minutes*. after she started talking to me again, all was well. until she turned into a maniac some time later, but that's another QOTW

*my memory of this is somewhat hazy, but i'm told i was harsh.. if you call "fking smelly bitch" harsh...
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:08, Reply)

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