Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Spunk manThere's a vile, fat, sweaty bastard who travels on the same train home as me every day. He stinks to high heaven and beyond. It's the smell of weeks old cum. It's so bad that I know he's on the train without actually seeing him. God knows how he's got to that state and I don't want to know but if he continues to sit near me I may have to murder him. So if you hear any stories on the 10 o'clock news about a stinky man being lobbed off a train in Hert's, you'll know why!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:00, Reply)
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