Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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PateUntil recently I was living in South London and working in North London, spending around three hours per day on the tube. During this time I, unsurprisingly, encountered some Class A Freaks. However, none stuck in my memory in quite the same way as this woman. Well, with the possible exception of the guy who stood calmly in front of my seat during rush hour and casually flopped his dong out, practically resting it in my lap.
Anyway, let me set the scene. This woman was morbidly obese and wearing a hideous salmon pink coat, which is bad enough. However, over a period of around 20 minutes I sat and watched in horror as she devoured a whole large french stick dipped in AN ENTIRE FAMILY-SIZED TUB OF PATE. It smelled like rotting vagina, and it was all I could do not to heave. Seriously, what kind of person eats a tub of pate on the tube?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:07, Reply)
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