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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Ew Feet
I shared a house with 5 people at Uni. I got on with most of them, apart from Holly who was nuts.

Anyhoo....

Sian - for t'was her name - had the foulest smelling feet in the history of foul smelling feet. In the summer, we implored her to keep her shoes on as when they were off, the pungent deathly feet aroma filled the house.

On a hot still day, the best place to be was ANYWHERE else - face down in cow shit was preferable....

For reasons that escape me, she didn't wear socks with her trainers so her trainers smelt twice as bad as her feet - On more than one occasion, her shoes were put outside as the smell in the house was unbearable.

I believe that once, her trainers were thrown out - but that was just something I'd heard and I had nothing to do with it - y'honour.....
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:51, Reply)

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