Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Sh*tOk, slightly off topic - Well, perhaps not.
A friend of mine from a former life - Scott - had an ass problem.
I don't know what or how, but everything he ate came out of his ass smelling of hell sewer - I know this as I've had the misfortune of: Working with him in a confined space, sharing a car with him, standing next to him, etc.
His favorite past-time was farting and letting all partake in the smell - fine if you're 10, but at 21, it's just old....
He had a minor sweating issue, but not all the time - so we'll forgive him that one.
Now one time he'd helped me move house - which was nice. He repaid me by sweating like, well, a large sweat bag filled sweating thing. Lovely. And then filling the house with the most rancid sweat smell imaginable.
It got better:
He decided to take a sh*t in our loo - not a crime by any stretch. But when he was done - I had the misfortune of needing the loo - I walked in, damn near threw up and decided that i'll use the downstairs loo instead. The smell could not have been worse if I had gone to the local sewer works and put my head right inside one of those sewer pits - and then smelt Sian's feet (see earlier post).
My housemates were NOT appreciative and he was subsequently barred from the house. (The first of many of my friends to be barred as I recall - Thanks Sian!)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 15:32, Reply)
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