Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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I used to work in asda in Newport many years agoThere used to be a family who came from the local estate. Fat as fuck they were. Dad, mum and fat little bastard child. The father had greasy quiffed hair and a huge belly covered in various stains. The mother had huge blotchy purple vainy legs, a humongous gunt, pock marked face and greasy thinning hair. The kid was a right little pudding too. He was about 12 and rumoured to not be house trained. Anyway, they stunk of piss. Absolutely reeked of it. If they had been in the store, you could tell which aisles they had been down from the piss-stinkin trail they had left. One day the woman slipped over on a wet floor. So they called a first-aider. My mate went over, but refused to pick her up cos of the over ripe stench of fetid urine coming from her. So she sued. They were affectionately named by the staff as The Piss-Family Robinson.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 15:32,
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