Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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BrotherMy brother as a 10 year old was immensely proud of his farting ability (in fact he still is in all honesty 20 years later).
On of his favourite memories of childhood was letting one go in the car coming back from my Gran's house causing my sister to be sick everywhere - that was a lovely car journey home, especially as we weren't allowed to mess with the windows in the back.
The other one which gains most recognition was the time he farted in an amusement arcade in Blackpool while playing the slots. The stench was so bad that people stopped playing and vacted the area and the guy that worked behind the change counter came round spraying air freshener whilst dry gagging on the smell.
Might not be completely on topic, but there are at least 3 or 4 Farting suggestions for QOTW which are all being ignored, so this may be as close as I can get to share.
Cheers
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 15:43, Reply)
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