Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Pissy flatA few years back I was seeing a guy (he had a teensy willy but that's another story), visited him one evening only to be met by the vilest stench in the world when he opened the door. It was a combo of piss and damp dog. He seemed oblivious to the stink, merrily stuffing his fat chops with greasy KFC, while I sat holding my nose ("have you got a cold, darling?" "no, your fucking flat stinks"). After an hour of breathing through my hand, I made an excuse and left. Never did find out if the flat continued to stink as I never went there again :-D
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 15:55, Reply)
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