Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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CigarettesThis might not go down well but everyone who smokes f'ing stinks! dont lie to yourself. you might think its relatively normal but these days, its not.
i used to love cigarette smell when i was a nipper cos it reminded me of my grandad but now it drives me mad/puts me off. menthol cigs especially - reek - i now dont let my brother in the car the smelly fat fuck
also - "mints" really dont help, it just rams your own nasal chute with minty goodness and not mine you smelly bastard. my friends all wonder why they're single. easy. they smell. of fags. all the fucking time. who wants to go in the mouth of something that tastes/smells of sun dried urine??
what really, really gets me is when you nip down the pub for just a couple of drinks and you think, upon your return, this jackets still clean, i'll wear it again, oh, wait a sec, it fucking stinks of fags. hmmmmm, cheers you smelly cunts!
me and my girlfriend have even been put off from one another after a night clubbing when, after 10 minutes of drunken fumbling, we realise the other stinks like week old shit. shower sex the next morning just about made up for it, but only just.
bring on the smoking ban i say - and by the way, febreeze is for people with dogs or smelly unwashed fuckers only. it is not an excuse to not cleanup.
grrrrrrrrrant off
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 16:22, Reply)
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