Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Breath of Satan !!!!During the eighties, worked as part of an Engineering team for an electronics factory in the manchester area.
A young man from Newcastle called Kevin came to join us, and straight away we had him down as a complete loser. He obviously had difficulty dressing himself, and had never had any contact with the opposite sex in his entire life ! Which was a major league problem, as most of the employees at said factory were women. He had the complexion of a pepperoni pizza, but the worst thing was his breath !! This guy could stop a truck at 50 meteres !! It was like talking to Godzilla , but without the flames. One or two of the kinder members of the female staff "Had a word" and persuaded him to gargle with dogshit dissolved in chlorine, which improved the stench no end !
My stomach's turning at the memory !
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 16:57, Reply)
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