Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Working in the personnel officeI was lucky enough to work with a great lad, Alan, and an old minger Lucinda. She was horrible, so Alan and I used to play practical jokes on her. For example, we:
- linked all the paperclips together, so she couldn't get just one out
- glued her coffee mug to the table
- swapped the 'n' and 'm' keys on the keyboard (amazingly funny)
- completely emptied the office into the locker room
- put strong double-sided tape inside the mouse, so the ball doesn't roll properly.
By far the best prank we played was when we filled, entirely filled, the office with balloons. Lucinda went mental, the stuck-up wench that she is.
Yeah, I have rather fond memories of my Personnel Hijinx... wait, have I read that right?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 17:26, Reply)
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