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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Dale
I have a mate called Dale, he's slightly chubby and has long hair and often wears Heavy metal or Hawaiian shirts. Before I knew him, I'd sit a a few rows behind him in lectures and even from that far away, I could smell his rancid sweaty stench. I henceforth knew him as smelly guy, until my then-girlfriend started chatting to him and he became our friend, and we found out he's a sound bloke. Leading up to and after I broke up with my ex, she was hugging him a lot, but there was no attraction there, regardless. I was still jealous, until I saw that she was discreetly spraying him with a perfume bottle before trying to hug him. Turns out he just sweats a lot.

Kind of rich coming from that girl anyway, she was sweaty and smelly, too.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 17:32, Reply)

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