Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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My old man used to work for a housing associationwhich had a lot of council tenants. He was told by one of the maintenance guys that there was a heroin addict in one house who had phoned up complaininig of a blocked toilet. He went round the house and looked in the bathroom. Now the dirty fucker had blocked the bog and instead of phoning at that point, continued to use it till it was full to the brim with shit. Once that was full, he put the plug in the bath and used that as a toilet instead. Only when that was full to the brim did he phone to complain about his blocked toilet. They had to send in some gypsies to clean the place as the maintenance people refused. Apparently it was bubbling. What a dirty lazy cunt.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:07,
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