sneaky bastard...
having had to deal with grotty fuckers (and i do raise my hand to being offensive sometimes, like long hot train journeys with retardedly tight shoes which make your feet reeek) you get to know some subtle tricks to dealing with said situation, as most grotty fuckers have a sense of self esteem.

obviously you heartless cunts care nothing for these people as they havent been integrated into society, so heres a few helpfull hints in a stage process.

stage 1)

subtlety. now take a can of antiperspirant in with you, wait till tehy are talking to you an say, "fuck me i smell like a dead badger", remove can of said "smell nice" and use it, an then say, do you want some. usefull for getting them used to spray on cans of shower in a can.

stage 2)
make a convosation about cleanliness. SUBTLY is the fucking key. dont go making them feel like shit, just talk about it kindly without mentioning specifics.

stage 3)
if the retard OBVIOUSLY isnt fucking cooperating with your efforts, take them outsiede and fucking hose them down. ive had to do this once. and needless to say they got the fucking message, or throw a bucket of hot soapy water over them and use brooms to scrub them. the more of you do this, the easier it is as you can beat him with said brooms as well.

on another note i did live with a guy last year, we nick named him "dirty martin"

he was dirty (he washed his clothes rarely, and didnt take care of himself). he even claimed to be gods gift to women. admittadly he didnt look as bad as a trod in shit, however the smell he emitted did put them off.

that is all.
(konigsred, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:38, Reply)