Personal Hygiene
There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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(Martin) but there was this lad at my secondary who was the rattiest, smelliest bastard I'd ever had the displeasure of knowing. It got to a point where some of the others in my year started a petition entitled "Petition To Cleanse The Body Of ..."
Amazingly, this thing got signed by almost everyone in my year as well as many others in the school, before the head teacher got wind of what was happening and held an assembly, saying that she'll trace every signature and make sure they got disciplined.
This never happened, but I'm sure she probably signed it and handed it around the staff room.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2007, 14:16, Reply)
(Martin) but there was this lad at my secondary who was the rattiest, smelliest bastard I'd ever had the displeasure of knowing. It got to a point where some of the others in my year started a petition entitled "Petition To Cleanse The Body Of ..."
Amazingly, this thing got signed by almost everyone in my year as well as many others in the school, before the head teacher got wind of what was happening and held an assembly, saying that she'll trace every signature and make sure they got disciplined.
This never happened, but I'm sure she probably signed it and handed it around the staff room.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2007, 14:16, Reply)
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