Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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The wifeused to know a bloke called "Smelly Billy" (original I know, but a girl she knew was christened "Big Nose Helen". I'll let you work out why)
Anyhoo......
This bloke didn't wash his clothes, but when he took them off he threw them on top of a pile in a washing basket, and retrieve garments from the bottom of the pile. After a week or so, the dirty clothes he had just removed would filter down to the bottom of the pile, and the "clean" clothes would be retrieved for wearing again. This went on for weeks apparently.
It sounds like some sort of stinky perpetual motion machine.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 14:40, Reply)
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